You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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