I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yo dont text me then not text me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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