Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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