She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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