Can i not drive my cunt home
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
