he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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