# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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