Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Randomize
