At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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