found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
babies were throwing up all over the place
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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