Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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