3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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