dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I came so hard my ears popped.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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