About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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