No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
3pm strippers are depressing
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
