I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She tied me up with her honor cords...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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