We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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