I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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