Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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