Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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