Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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