just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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