I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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