it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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