And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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