Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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