Yo dont text me then not text me
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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