Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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