My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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