hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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