Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wish my penis had a tongue
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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