There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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