i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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