yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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