very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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