Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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