nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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