dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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