Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im about as happy as oj after his trial
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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