Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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