OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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