i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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