The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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