he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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