we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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