Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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