How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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