i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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