would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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