I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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