You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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