He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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