shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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