is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.