i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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